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2 years ago
A night at the Crosby (reposted by request haha)
***DISCLAIMER (to protect my character haha) I am not a douche bag!! I’m honestly a really nice guy and just went with the moment haha***
(This took place April 2009 and the conversation is taken from an e-mail I sent to someone the next day telling them what had happened)
It was a boring weeknight in April and my friend and I had nothing to do. After trying to figure out what to do, we decided that we would head to the Crosby to grab some of their amazing pizza and cheap drinks. The cool thing about the Crosby is that no matter if your looking to eat, dance or just hang out, it always has a welcoming relaxed atmosphere. The night we ended up going was one of their dance nights but it didn’t matter, we went dressed casual and hung out at the bar.
So there we were, just having a good time, drinking, eating some pizza at the bar when out of nowhere this girl comes up to me and she is WASTED!!
Girl: I love you (gives me a hug)
Me: Uh and why is that?
G: Because you bought me this drink when no one else would offer to buy me one!M: What kind of drink did I buy you?
G: A Stella! My favorite!
M: Well your welcome, I hope your enjoying it! ( I turn to my friend and mouth “WTF? I never bought it for her”, turn around and smile)
G: Thanks!!! (she kisses me on the cheek, gives me a hug and walks away)
I then turn to my friend and start laughing! “I guess some guy in the place bought her a beer and she thought it was me! Hilarious!”
We keep drinking and start to notice the place filling up with so many people that its packed!
20 min later the girl comes back and she starts talking to me.
G: so what’s your name?M: Uh Chuck.
G: no really, what’s your name?
M: chuck, it’s what my friends call me because I always wear chucks.
G: ok.. (She gets really close to me and starts rubbing up on me making sure I can feel her tits) well chuck, what are you drinking?
Right then my friend gets up and says ” I gotta go piss! Be right back!” and walks away laughing. Not because the girl was ugly, trust me, she was cute, but because he thought the situation was hilarious and had to walk away before he laughed in her face.
G: Well I’m gonna buy you some drinks and get you wasted because you bought me a drink!
M: Ok, well then I’ll have a Stella!
As soon as she ordered my drink and I got it, I pounded it.
G: (Giving me a surprised look) WOW!! You need another!
M: Yea, oh and don’t forget about my friend! He’s going to be thirsty when he gets back!
As she starts to buy more beers, I feel my phone vibrate and see that I got a facebook comment. I start reading it while the girl is ordering the drinks and it said:
“that girl totally wants you!! Haha”
I started laughing! My friend was commenting me from the bathroom.
She gets two beers and I pound mine fast again and turn to her and ask her where her drink was. She said she was done and I tell her that mine is done also. She gives me a look and says ” ok, give your friend his beer and I’ll get you another”. She looks at some random guy and says “here’s your beer, I bought you one also!”.
M: ( I turn to her) Hey that’s not my friend, you said that was for him!
G: That is your friend! (turns to guy) here! It’s yours!
M: ( I turn to guy and take beer) Sorry man, that’s my friends, he’s taking a leak!
G: ( she starts rubbing up on me and gives me a kiss) Your so nice, thanks for buying me my beer. Guys don’t do that anymore. I’m gonna close my tab.
M: Hey, your welcome!! Anytime!! Oh, can you get me another Stella?
G: ( she smiles at me) sure!
At that moment my friend shows up and I turn to him and laugh.
M: ( with a smile) Thanks for the comment ass!
We both start laughing and she hands me a beer.
M: She bought us beers man!
K: Thanks!
G: No problem!
As she gets her tab I look at it and I see that she spent $35 on us.. Well mostly my beers haha
G: how much should I tip?
M: well you should leave like $10 because they were fast with our drinks… Hmm, make it $15 because I know one of the owners.
G: Ok.
She pays her bill and gives me a hug.
G: Thanks for the beer!
M: Anytime sweetie!
She stands there waiting for me to make a move but I just turn around and look at my friend. After she walked away and was out of sight we start to laugh.
F: Dude, what the fuck was that!
M: Some chump bought her a beer and she thought it was me and she bought me all these beers!
K: Dude, she totally wanted you!
M: Yea, but she was wasted. I could never take advantage of a girl and try to hook up with them while they’re wasted! But I have nothing against having them buy me.. Sorry, us drinks haha…..
So some guy bought this girl drinks and we ended up drinking for free.. Well I mostly did hahaha, it was good times.
Before we left the bar I saw the girls friends take her home before she ended up fucking some random guy. It was funny because we saw her hitting up on guys on the dance floor. I didn’t care, I got my free drinks hahaha.
Still I wonder, who was the guy that bought her the drink? Haha.
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